cryptotheism:

koobyn:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.

De Santis: “Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia.”

Trump: “Ron De-sanctamonius you’re little pudding fingers boy.”

Biden: “Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos.”

Why is Biden in the Republican primary

Got lost

jeirtza:

nandor flying to outer space to impress guillermo

paperlignes:

nandor the relentless
what we do in the shadows
s03e04, the casino || s05e03, pride parade

gourmetroadkill:

I am going to outer space.

yellenabelova:

WWDITS 5.03 + text posts

tapiocats:

Cold war in Staten Island

Stickers, prints and Hawaiian shirts available at my Etsy shop!

tartrazeen:

bearie:

cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :) 

Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when there’s not enough seating

mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes

wanderrghost:

I would like to share with you all some absolutely raw advice my mom gave me about my anxiety today

comment-tube:

fritextramole:

lunius-art:

Vampires are mosquitoes, part 1 🦓

ismellpestilence:

WWDITS said “no, you can’t have mutual erotic blood drinking between Guillermo and Nandor, but you can have Guillermo losing his virginity in the backroom of a gas station to some loser” which honestly I think is much sexier of them.

despazito:

savagegood:

completely normal human night out at the mall | WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS SEASON FIVE